Jim Pfeiffer's Profile Page

Nicknames and their purpose:
Some of you may have seen my nicknames posted as "Head" or "Twisty Pants." Some rather risqué references can be surmised by either of those name. However, I assure you that the nicknames are innocent.

"Head" was given to me by members of the 6th LA. Apparently they though that I had a huge cranium. One need only look to Mike Schiebe to find an example of larger skull. While I immediately disagreed with the 6th's assertion, my pleas feel on deaf ears and I have forever since been branded, "Head!"

"Twity Pants" comes from a set of trousers that were shoddily made for me by a skinny, gaunt, pale fellow whose name escapes me at this moment. I'm sure that some of you will recall placing uniform orders with this gentleman and waiting an eternity for the delivery of the goods. Well, when I received mine, the pants were so twisty, that the inner seem of the trousers came down from the crotch, across the front of my shin and ended at the hemline on the outside of the pant leg. Unfortunately, I had spent my entire budget on this shoddy equipment, and was forced to endure several seasons getting jeered on account of my trousers.

So, there is a bit about me, and what I have become thanks to this community.